Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 06, 2019
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Dandelion Beads Dandelions

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CHUBBY DANDELION

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"
by flyerfishy July 24, 2024
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