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be my Dandelion

it is a way to show love for a girl like a pickup line
by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022
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Dandelion

Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
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Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.
Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass
by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018
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Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.
Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.
by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017
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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
by Boykitten June 13, 2022
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