suck my cycle

suck my cock

I love it wen Anna kournikova sucks my cycle

by Adam (PIMP) August 25, 2003

standard cycle

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.

Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009

scare cycle

A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.

"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"

by Audrella May 14, 2008

Spin Cycle

When a female inserts a tide pod into her mouth and proceeds to give a blow job until the tide pod ruptures and dissolves.
Invented by Dream Vo

"Hey man, my girlfriend gave me the spin cycle yesterday! My dick is so clean."

by DrmVo January 18, 2018

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

Spunk Cycle

When two gay men during the end of intercourse, the giving make ejaculated into the receiving male and does not yet pull out. The dominating male then begins giving oral to his partner until the male who received ejaculated into his partners mouth. Then the two pull out of each other's body's making a cycle of cum.

Let do a Spunk Cycle

by Doingyourdadinbutt January 3, 2017