With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.
Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.
by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020
Get the crawl-in clinicmug. A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.
Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"
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Rescheduling an appointment
Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"
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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."
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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"
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Rescheduling an appointment
Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"
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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."
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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
by JLS0986 January 16, 2008
Get the Clinical Servicesmug. 
Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
Get the slap clinicmug. A term used to describe someone who gets all psycho and stresses about a boy, sometimes characterised by ‘snap map’ stalking and behaviours similar to an FBI agent, when said person believes a boy does not like them (even thought he probably does) or when said person wants to know if a British soccer boy is seeing yet another freshman.
by Coopla May 19, 2019
Get the Clinically Stupidmug. by CrankPot1234 December 7, 2010
Get the free clinicmug. 