Brohard

Brohard is a type of blowhard who works in a white collar job, typically in IT, consulting or in the financial sector, and talks endlessly about how much he knows. They are often found mansplaining to others, touting their achievements, belittling the ideas of others, or assuming they know things that they don't. Nobody has ideas that are better than a brohard's. They rely completely on arrogance and poor instincts, but they succeed through their relentless self-promotion.

That guy is such a brohard.
The brohard is at it again.
Things were going well during the meeting until the brohards showed up.
That brohard would not show up.
Did you hear that brohard?

by Fab4Eyes February 29, 2024

Broward Blowjob

When you cum in one of your girls ears and piss in the other, then put airpods in her ears and make her listen to trippy red.

My hoe was actin up so made her do a Broward Blowjob wit me.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

by clownkid18 January 14, 2012