Definition of a guy with a tiny cock and a pot noodle hair cut.
“Your hair looks like a dirty Booker
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Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.
Did you know Booker Texas is only. A square mile at the most
by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma June 2, 2012
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2013
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma November 3, 2012
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