Bob

A Middle Aged man who has been banned from every pub in Ireland ,lost his driving license, has a black adopted son and sleeps 80% of the day he is also known for his love for theft and seducing young men.

Chris:Yo did you see bob yesterday?
Daniel:Yeah he was waveeeddd he even stole a dildo from Argos

Chris:Fucksake I hope I don’t turn into a BOB in future

by Don dada February 9, 2019

Bobbed

Being brought up to a northern maine camp or shanty by a senior citizen who makes you his sex slave and or to be sodomized by his 12 inch black dildo

Bill- "I just got back from my fishing trip"
Me- "Good. How was it?"
Bill- "We didn't catch too much but at least I only got bobbed once"

by BOBbED August 15, 2011

Bob

A name.
(Duh)

Simon: "Hey look, its Bob!"
Brenda: "Wait, who would willingly name their baby Bob?"
Bob Jr: "Bob."

by 8Bit_Cat May 17, 2023

bob

a group of seals

when I was in the arctic, I saw a bob lying in the snow

by eyeamheremyseals March 7, 2023

Bob

The sexiest man alive. He makes a woman climax in 1 pump.

He is a bob

by gzkurdgflzd June 5, 2018

Bob

Another way to say dude or bro.

Wassuh bob?

by definitelynotron March 30, 2017

Bob

1. verb: A universal verb used to describe anything epic.

2. noun: Replacemnt word of common nouns if they are more than just that common item. You see an epic house? You ment you saw a bob*.

Also used as a name. People with the name bob are usually truely epic and will blow you mind in all kind of ways.

1. verb: "You don't have to bob me"
2. noun: "I was looking at that bob for ages yesterday"

by Brucewayne420 January 3, 2022