Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 03, 2019

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 20, 2012