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emotional dog biscuit

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dog biscuit, or a participation certificate.
by D. Wade September 5, 2008
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Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell
Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol
by Large in charge March 22, 2019
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Double Biscuit

When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....
Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.
by IsupposeHey December 10, 2017
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biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.
"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."
by Prilian June 30, 2006
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slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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Dixie Biscuit

A slang term used in the 70's for cocaine
Hey Jim, I have some Dixie biscuits that'll make the girls swing.
by c]:{ March 28, 2016
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a biscuit away

A person who is on the verge of being fat. Eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. Picture a fat person full as hell with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn't eat it, but damn well will. That is a biscuit away.
Person A: Have you seen Jay's sister lately? She was fine back in the day wasn't she?

Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.
by Kmachida April 9, 2007
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