Bethesda

To be janky, glitchy, or unpolished.

Wow, this game is really bethesda, I already found five and a half glitches!

by The Demonic Little Grey Cat May 10, 2025

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Bethesda

Bethesda is actually the french word for "Dog Shit"

Hng Hng Hng Jean Luc . You stepped in Bethesda and tracked it all over the floor.

by Good_Kitty December 27, 2023

Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Bethesda Mom

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023