mike bernard

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

by get up on my level August 16, 2017

gutted bernard

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

Bernardsville

A small town in somerset county with a surprisingly useful town with multiple grocery stores, eating places, and just random shit. Home to the crappiest movie theatre. Ever. The train station will usually have multiple mexicans waiting to be picked up for construction jobs, and the town is divided into two parts. The mountain is covered with some of the richest people in jersey, including 50 Cent, Mike Tyson, and Mark Ecko (the guy who bought barry bonds ball). The other half, on the other side of 202, is "little paraguay" which his full of relatively poor to middle class people. The rich people attend Delbarton, Seton Hall, Gill, or any other private school of their choice. The residents of little paraguay, and the mexicans in the apartments somehow make up one of the best public schools in NJ (who knew?). There are no jews. Absolutely none. The town is pathetic, and everyone in it knows, but we accept it and learn to love it. You know Lenny's is the best pizza around, and don't listen to anyone who has anything else to say. You like the old, drunk-filled station restaurant instead of the new high class one. The Bernards inn is the most expensive place to eat. You've never gone, and your parents go only for the most important occasions. The new starbucks is sick, but port city java was better. You know bagel bin is where early morning breakfast is at, or anytime you're feeling a bacon, egg, and cheese. People migrate from harding, basking ridge, and bedminster to shop in bernardsville, although they hate to admit what a ghetto ass town it is. The bernardsville food store. Haha. Anyway, that's bernardsville, and although we're mostly rich and spoiled you know its where its at.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Bernardsville

Person 1: Oh you're spoiled. And rich.

Person 2: Yeah, but my town is the shit. And so am I.

Person 1: Truth.

by BVille G September 25, 2008

bernardised

severely damaged through neglect and/or an overwhelming lack of concern.

"holy shit! look at that, he put the fork right through that drum!"
"bernardised."

by joshx July 29, 2004

bernardette

A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.

Did you see that girl?
Yeah she is a total Bernardette!

by Bail101970 October 2, 2019

Gaping Bernard

When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...

While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."

by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010

barnhardt

Giant cocked monster of a man. Destroys vagina, to where other man ask if you have given birth to a large child

That guy with the last name barnhardt destroyed my squish mitten last night.

by suzytheslut March 27, 2015