Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.

Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.

by Butlerman December 13, 2021

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BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022

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Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.

Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.

by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022

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