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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral
''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''
by whereiscigarette October 3, 2019
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Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
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