bagged a babe

to have sex with someone

"i bagged a babe"
"how was it"
"man she puts out"

by markipewds December 4, 2016

Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014

Bagged Milk

Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians.

"Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"

by FuckingBaggedMilk January 16, 2009

Bagged Out

To be sidelined, rescheduled, re diarised or not chosen to spend time with because of those of the human species who have a ball bag or testicles. You can be bagged out by a female or male but only for a male.

Your female friend says she cant meet up for a drink/ changes plans due to/ or chooses an activity with a male rather than spend time with a girlfriend.

Your boyfriend cant go to the cinema with you because he would rather meet his mate down the pub constitutes being 'bagged out.'

by SCHNIKLE October 31, 2011

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

by Tizzell July 31, 2008