Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

applebees

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.

by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022