Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib
"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"
by Namij December 18, 2022
When you are an anarchist and following the procedures of the self-managed job/organism/association you are working.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.
Maude : wow look at Prince the fake anarchist, following their fascist procedures and doing paper work !
Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.
Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.
by Anarcho-bureaucracyprince February 2, 2018
An elite unrealistic philosophy theorized by rich white males who live in big McMansions in the suburbs or rural areas. A philosophy that the individual is the ultimate sovereign and all rights come from him. All public services are criminal and should be abolished and privatised, not just highways and schools but also the Courts. If you do not believe in Anarco Capitalism, you will be labeled a "statist". All forms of government from police to the courts are socialist and should be privatised. All of the Founding Fathers were socialist, your local city councilor, firefighter, your sidewalk and anyone who works for the government is a socialist. The police and courts should be done away with and replaced by Private Defense Agencies even though these defense agencies will resemble Kellog Brown and Root, Haliburton and Blackwater USA and will turn into roving death squads similar to those in Iraq and South America when the war breaks out over who gets to use the sidewalk. Once the war over who gets to use the sidewalk is complete and one defense agency remains after executing its competitors and unwilling customers, anarcho capitalism will give way anarcho fascism.
1. Anarcho capitalist to wife: "Honey I am going to the convienence store to buy some defense and court system"
wife: "Pick up some eggs while your there"
2. Just as there are no atheist in fox holes, you don't believe in anarcho capitalism while your house is burning down and (there is no more fire department) with your wife and kids inside while they are being simultaneously raped by local prisioners who broke out of prison because is privatised.
wife: "Pick up some eggs while your there"
2. Just as there are no atheist in fox holes, you don't believe in anarcho capitalism while your house is burning down and (there is no more fire department) with your wife and kids inside while they are being simultaneously raped by local prisioners who broke out of prison because is privatised.
by douche bag fuck May 28, 2009
by DLL November 19, 2003
A (usually) intentionally ironic combination of the terms "anarchism" and "statism", attributed to Dr Roderick Long of the University of North Carolina. The idea is to imply the hypocrisy of anarchism by noting how anarchists in power invariably turn to totalitarian methods to enforce their authority. A notable use of the term is in the essay "The Anarcho-Statists of Spain" by Bryan Caplan.
"...the Anarchists preferred to become another predictive success of Bakunin's theory; they collaborated with some governments, established others on their own, and in each case proved themselves to be at least as oppressive as other governing classes throughout history. This is why I call the Spanish Anarchists 'anarcho-statists.' "
by DrCruel February 21, 2013
A system that has one rule: "whoever has the gold, makes the rules, and there are no rules, except making more and money while the rest starve."
The system called anarcho-capitalism dictates that your landlord, demands your money or else you will live in the street.
by skysoldier April 1, 2020
An oxymoron. A capitalist society cannot be anarchist, simply because wealth equals power. Whenever someone gets rich, he gains power over others, thus effectively nullifying all principles anarchism is predicated upon.
Proponents of anarcho-capitalism and other right-wing libertarians only want the state off their backs so they can exploit the workers even more.
by PoopyPoo September 9, 2005