anal

insertion of a penis in to an anus.

otherwise known as: crusty but sex.

anal
person 1: I'm hungry for shit..

person 2: ..what?

person 1: don't worry I'll show you later.

person 2: alright?

by Kayytiieee August 17, 2009

anal

Lube and Optimism

All you need for anal is lube and optimism.

by JackKiernan October 11, 2018

anal

the act of giving someone pleasure through the anal cavity, its very fun

girl ; hi
boy ; lets have anal
girl ; yes

by phattitties June 5, 2018

anal

Noun - Also know as a rectal

He just got his ANAL pooped on

by 1337 |-|4><0r December 23, 2003

anal

What you don't want to get in a dark alley.

"Oops I dropped my 200 year old penny worth 2 zillion dollars, I let it be when a biker gang is right behind me and is ready to have "anal"."

by elbug64 August 10, 2016

anal

A person / act that is fastidiously clean-cut, too tidy, too "squared", too orderly

She keeps all her CDs in alphabetical order, that's so anal!

by SuzyQ80 February 23, 2009

anal

Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality.

(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)

The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.

While anal sex appears in most scenes in pornography and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus. A sexual assault charge is another possibility.

by The Happy Humanist August 1, 2010