Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

acceleration

the rate of change of velocity per unit of time.

a car accelerating from rest experiences a change in velocity over a specific time interval, meaning it has a positive acceleration.

by Arminkshipper August 16, 2025

California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

oh oh oh time to accelerate

The quote you usually hear from friendly Lúcio when you expect him to heal you up.

- Genji: 199/200 "I need healing!"
- Lucio: "OH OH OH TIME TO ACCELERATE, SPEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOST"

by EverLast1ng_ April 26, 2018

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.

"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.

by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022

Space Coast VAP (viper accelerated program)

A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.

Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)

by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 19, 2022