When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.
Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!
Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021
Get the Inverted Particle Acceleratormug. a car accelerating from rest experiences a change in velocity over a specific time interval, meaning it has a positive acceleration.
by Arminkshipper August 16, 2025
Get the accelerationmug. An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.
Also known as CAP.
Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
Get the California Acceleration Projectmug. by EverLast1ng_ April 26, 2018
Get the oh oh oh time to acceleratemug. by DamPam July 8, 2019
Get the Accelerated alcoholicmug. When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.
Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.
Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.
by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022
Get the Time acceleratesmug. A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 19, 2022
Get the Space Coast VAP (viper accelerated program)mug.