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Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021
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Keon accelerant

Used to describe someone who convinces an individual in a roast battle to bounce back prior to being roasted using several phrases. These phrases include: “You going to let that slide?” and “I would not take that I were you.”
Jacob, being the keon accelerant he is, made Aides and Evan’s small argument turn into a fight.
by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025
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Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.
Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes
by __DSG__ March 9, 2024
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Accelerate

It is to reverse up a hill in neutral.
Accelerate
by Iguggiuiug January 10, 2020
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Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.
Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.
by DamPam July 8, 2019
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Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.
"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.
by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022
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Space Coast VAP (viper accelerated program)

A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)
by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 19, 2022
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