Keegan

Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.

My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.

by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021

Keegan

a super awesome GIRL

hella sexy
uber funny
all around great

"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"

by emoemo123 November 19, 2009

Keegan

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"

by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

keegan

A person who smokes drugs and drinks and cannot run from the cops

I have to go drag keegan out of jail

Keegan cannot run when drunk

by Ur best guy friend :) October 23, 2008

Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 1, 2017

Keegan

Gay

Keegan: I’m a jake pauler

Guy: your gay

by McStocker banana June 22, 2018

Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020