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Juicy xylophone

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019
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Backward xylophone

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022
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Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024
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