A time where every man must face the mental and physical challenges of winter. A time to put your head down and get things done.
by thewinterarc September 1, 2022
Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.
To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.
do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.
do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
Winter Carnival!!!!!!!
by joegraz February 9, 2011
An unwitting "fuck-buddy" (or fbwb). The boy does not want the girl to seek companionship elsewhere, whereas he remains free to enjoy one-night stands. The boy will allow his girl to stay overnight, but not permanently, as this hinders his ability to bring other females home. The qualities that make someone the perfect winter wife may persuade the male to keep stringing them along. Trust is eroded as the length of absence and list of excuses to not move-in together grows longer, and the girl becomes wise to the deceit.
Matt: So you and Debbie getting serious then?
Keith: No! Haha. She's just my winter wife. I doubt we'll be together much longer.
Keith: No! Haha. She's just my winter wife. I doubt we'll be together much longer.
by paulrome February 7, 2013
Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.
Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
by hatewinter March 7, 2014
The winter arc is where any man shifts his priorities aside , puts his head down and focuses on himself only . That winter he decides he's going to turn into a beast capable of doing anything the pinnacle of brilliance. Focusing on becoming the best mentally and physically by going gym and self improving.
by polishphilosopher October 29, 2023
by anonymous9669 October 12, 2007
A low maintenance spacious woman that you hook up with in the winter months to save on your heating bill.
by FreshBoySwag May 9, 2013