counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

by averagec15 November 25, 2017

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

Sock Worms

Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.

Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.

I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.

by KatieCam February 16, 2014

can of worms

Getting into a whole lot of trouble you didn't ask for.

Man, when you went out with that girl, you were opening up one big can of worms.

by Greg-Os February 15, 2004

Anal Worms

Is an intestinal infection caused by the parasitic roundworm called Enterobius vermicularis, the most common symptom of this irritating, but not particularly dangerous, disease is itching around the anal area.

Dianna Is A True Infested Anal Worm.

by The People Who Hate Diana June 2, 2005

Glow Worms

Members of a hazardous materials cleanup team.

After the truck spilled radioactive garbage everywhere the cops called in the glow worms.

by Cryptkpr July 9, 2004

Testicular Worms

A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.

Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.

The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"

You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"

You: "Thanks"

*Testicular Worms win*

by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009