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Texas tumbleweed 

After receiving "road-head" the driver opens the passenger door and kicks the bitch out.
Look at that bitch on the side road, she must be Texas tumbleweed.

tumbleweed 

Dusty aggregation of plant matter rolled along the ground by the desert wind. A cliche of Western movies, emphasising silence or stillness, e.g. as the hero rides into an apparently deserted frontier town. Often used in connection with the death of a conversation after one participant unwittingly reveals that they are a moron. See also tumbleweed moment.
"But then Katie made a singularly unfunny cancer joke..."
"Ah. Tumbleweed?"
"Yeah."
tumbleweed by shoggoth August 10, 2003

American Tumbleweed 

A shopping bag of some sort (e.g. Target, Wal-Mart, etc.) that is blown down the street by the wind in a very dramatic fashion. Will probably pollute the world, but will do so in style.
Is that a trash bag?" "Naw man, it's an American tumbleweed.

Tumblrweed 

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.
Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."
Tumblrweed by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014

tumbleweed hotel

A retro scene of the style of the past . A fashionable revival of what is cool . A western place you go to stay if you are truely worthy of a conversation with John Wayne or a frequent guest such as Dick Van Dyke or a hang out of Waylon Jennings . Stay here and you leave retro nostagiclly western flash back cooler than you can flash back imagine .
Rooster Cogburn resting his badge at the Tumbleweed Hotel .. do not disturb
tumbleweed hotel by Rust-chic December 5, 2017

walmart tumbleweed 

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.
Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?
walmart tumbleweed by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011