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touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.
Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night
by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016
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touching tips

When two heads of a dick touch eachother
by BON3R GARAGE July 28, 2016
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The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child
Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022
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auto-erotic touching

For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.
Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.
by DizzieRiot April 19, 2014
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Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration
I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you
by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008
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touchies and kissies

the act of cuddling, especially in a playful manner; petting; bonding.
After picking her up at the bar, we returned to my place for some touchies and kissies.
by not awh October 23, 2003
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t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.
"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."
by b-sleazy September 28, 2008
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