Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016
Get the tombstone for a dead dickmug. A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019
Get the Tombstone Pile Drivermug. when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"
by tiny peeps January 28, 2009
Get the tombstone chillin in a volkswagenmug. a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
by goldust January 14, 2009
Get the Tombstone pile driver eat outmug. God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
Get the TombStoned Gypsymug. Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Tombstonemug. by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
Get the Twitter tombstonemug.