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tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.
Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016
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Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019
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tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.
when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"
by tiny peeps January 28, 2009
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Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling
by goldust January 14, 2009
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Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Tombstone

its a perk featured in Black ops 2's tranZit when you down you can choose to not be eaten by zombies and when you respawn you can pick up a tombstone and all your items will be returned ( no equipment like monkey bombs or semtex if bought)
player 1: ''hey you got tombstone! its kinda for noobs isnt it?''
player 2: ''yeah but atleast its good for glitching and keeping your perks"
player 1: ''yeah your right.''
by UrbanSkater February 27, 2018
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Tombstone

Adjective
Means to be over with/ dead/ and or an unfortunate situation
It’s tombstone for y’all week 5
by Tombstoner August 11, 2022
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