tiny hands

Small hands implying another small body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has tiny hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another tiny body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 22, 2017

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tiny vega

a sexually transmitted disease in which the head of the penis cannot stop smiling. named after the man who it was first contracted from, tiny vega makes your penis smile like that bob guy from the enzyte commercials.

man: sorry, i can't come into the office today.
boss: and why is that?
man: ... i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.

by frankiefool17 September 9, 2007

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Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.

“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”

by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021

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