Swiper

Someone who steals your belongings

Me: who stole my car
Friend: that bitch Katie the swiper
Me: she was just doin a wetzel

by Fukrs February 25, 2022

Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor August 23, 2016

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023