The Bro Poo

When the bro is seating on your lap well staring you into your eyes well docking and pooing together in the same toilet

I was at a party and asked bro you wanna go do a the bro poo.

It’s all in the neck it’s called niggagility

(Bro that’s the best bro poo I’ve ever had.)

by The BRO POO December 3, 2025

vancey Poo the Californian

The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend

Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.

by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023

Poo in the loo

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

Poo-in-the-shoe

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia

Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe

by veggy time January 13, 2011

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 30, 2016

the great mighty poo

Noun; A boss battle in Nintendo 64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is a giant pile of poop that sings opera while throwing feces at the game's protagonist, a squirrel named Conker. He is defeated when Conker throws enough toilet paper in his mouth. The Great Mighty Poo loves to eat sweet corn.

The Great Mighty Poo "I am the great and mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you"
He is the reason you don't eat to much McDonald's. Because your poop will become alive.

by SteamyBunz September 28, 2013