Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Snick the Porcupine

Snick is a purple porcupine from Pizza Tower, a work in progress game by PTG. He's a joke character of sorts portraying Sonic the Hedgehog, and this is even joked with by Peppino (The main character) accidentally going to the Snick Amateur Games Expo, instead of the Sonic Amateur Games Expo. Snick is a goofy little guy.

Yo, is that Snick the Porcupine from Pizza Tower?
Yeah, bro.

Awesome, he's so fucking cool.

by 3ggst3r June 25, 2022

Porcupine Rind

The prickly pubic hair stubble that grows back a couple days after a girl shaves

After going down on her the other night, my face was burned for like two hours from being buried in her porcupine rind.

by Undeletes August 21, 2013

porcupine woman

a woman that has as many dicks sticking out of her, that she has had in her. Looks like a porcupine.

Porcupine woman looks like a porcupine when she has as many dicks sticking out of her, as she had sticking in her.

by Muffin8her October 19, 2010

porcupine cunt

A chick that has had as many dicks in her as she has sticking out of her.

man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.

by william maxwell June 17, 2006

porcupine's balls

They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"

by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005