tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).

They were tedding their stuffed animals.

by Djasa December 27, 2023

Todding

To repeatedly play a song in the shower

He’s Todding the shit out of anti-hero song

by Megmoosh April 30, 2024

Todding Out

A moment of dissociation from reality when all of existence narrows to a bright pinpoint, occasionally resulting in a face-plant onto concrete. Frequently associated with unexpectedly large tokes of the reefer

Awwww, ya boy done took one of them bong rips and now he's over there Todding Out. Uh-oh...Catch him 'fore he hits the floor again!

by Herbert LaVerga November 27, 2024

Todding

When a person thats short has long hair always wears a hat and is a femboy that is a Todd

OH SHIT... I JUST STARTED TODDING

by being_classified_is_cool!!!!ur June 3, 2025

Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021