I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
by June 3, 2021
Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:
Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law
Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:
Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law
Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
Ex 2:
Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications
Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
Ex 2:
Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications
Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 6, 2010
A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 2, 2020
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018
by gavin November 6, 2003
"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017