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Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.
by wambosambo January 30, 2019
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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Skegness Smeg Nestmug.

Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
by Windowsmad September 12, 2014
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Skeg

Noun (n) - derogatory term for a Canadian: used within Canada as an insult to its people.
“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021
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Skeg in the Mud

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.
by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023
mugGet the Skeg in the Mudmug.

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Skegness Smeg Nestmug.

Skeg

Noun: The unique aroma behind one's nails after one scratches one's bum.
Damn that's some good potent skeg.

I've been washing my hands and cant get the skeg off them because I ate too many beans.
by Skeggy dreams October 6, 2018
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