Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
by wambosambo January 30, 2019

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
by Windowsmad September 12, 2014

“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Damn that's some good potent skeg.
I've been washing my hands and cant get the skeg off them because I ate too many beans.
I've been washing my hands and cant get the skeg off them because I ate too many beans.
by Skeggy dreams October 6, 2018
