slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

Stingus

A large group of coins.

It took me 35 years to collect this stingus.

by Coincollections.org May 24, 2025

Templarite Shinus

An extremely tall and skinny man. Usually obsessed with Templar knights and dinosaurs. Also likes to call himself “the great emperor.”

Extra points if they are a genius and like Godzilla.

“Hey Tom”

“What?”

“You remind me of a Templarite Shinus”

“Thanks?”

by flowwy December 16, 2024