shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt

Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!

by shawning.ashul101 November 15, 2008

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The Shawn

While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook

Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk

by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015

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Shawn

Someone who shits themselves.

Shawn shit himself again.

by Fuck Brieanna's June 13, 2020

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Shawn is the little cousin that gets in trouble with you.

Shawn, go shut your face.

by yeetsempai December 13, 2018

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Shawn is a really cute boy, every girl falls deeply in love with him but he's only looking for one special girl when he walks the halls girls can't stop staring at him he's outgoing, has a very good sense of humor, knows how to make everybody laugh, he has his own secrets just like everyone else but he is still known to be the perfect guy, he is friends with everyone, everyone loves him, his girlfriend the most she sees potential in him, she sees stuff in him no else sees, although he has a very dirty mind, his girlfriend looks over that, she fell for him the second she saw him

Random person: "Hey, who's that boy, he's so cute"

Other person: "Oh that's Shawn, he is such a hottie, too bad he has a girlfriend"

by facts be told January 7, 2018

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