schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).

G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.

by SCrow December 7, 2006

Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.

Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.

by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010

schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.

My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.

by anglerofmen December 6, 2010

poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.

example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.

by lorielle September 24, 2007

Schadenfruede

A song from the fucking hilarious musical "Avenue Q". It's also a German word meaning happiness at the misfortune of others.

Nicky: Hmm...Schadenfruede, huh? What is that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary: Yep! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"!
Nicky: Happiness at the misfortune of others...that is German!

Kyle: What is this feeling when you watch a Vegetarian eat chicken or a Frat boy realize just what he put his dick in?
Lize: Schadenfruede!

by Lize September 6, 2008

Schadenwank

An extreme form of schadenfreude displayed when showing absolute glee at another's misery or misfortune.

Mo: I see your team lost last night, ha ha ha, I almost feel sorry for you, loser!

Matt: oh right, been having a schadenwank have you?

by Merlinho April 26, 2009

Schediaphile

A person who is attracted to sexually attracted to anime characters

Yeah, I caught John trying to have anal sex with his his anime body pillow, he’s such a schediaphile

by Shadoom77 August 13, 2018