Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
Get the apache scalping partymug. Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
Get the scalp scrunchmug. noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
Get the Scalpmug. When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.
by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 12, 2018
Get the scalp fromug. by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
Get the South side scalpingmug. Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr May 28, 2018
Get the Scalpedmug. Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 1, 2023
Get the Scalpmug.