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apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.
Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
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Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
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scalp fro

When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.
Wow look at the scalp fro on her!
by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 12, 2018
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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.
by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
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Scalped

When own part a girls hair and put ur dick on their scalp and they move up and down
Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr May 28, 2018
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Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.
Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 1, 2023
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