A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
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by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006
Get the wang saber mug.1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009
Get the Saberdouche mug.A woman who is extraordinarily intelligent, beautiful and hilarious beyond measure. She can make any man cry himself into oblivion with the mere memory of her gaze penetrating into his soul. She is also known to be irresponsibly sexy at times and can speak any language when you aren't looking.
"If people were algae covered bodies of water, Sabeeha would be the Amazon river"
"Porn goes on the internet to google Sabeeha"
"I wish I was Sabeeha, so I wouldn't die a little inside everytime I see her"
"Porn goes on the internet to google Sabeeha"
"I wish I was Sabeeha, so I wouldn't die a little inside everytime I see her"
by crazei8 November 15, 2011
Get the Sabeeha mug.A disease one catches from unknown sources. The Sabes can impair your sense of timing, ability to perform physical activities, and perception of temperature. The Sabes has five stages; Stage Three is the worst, and after that one starts to develop certain "superpowers".
Also, can be used in place of "That's what she said", as in "And that's how you get the Sabes!"
Also, can be used in place of "That's what she said", as in "And that's how you get the Sabes!"
My Sabes are really flaring up today!
"I can't fit all that in my mouth!"
"And that's how you get the Sabes."
"I can't fit all that in my mouth!"
"And that's how you get the Sabes."
by VSabes November 8, 2010
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