Golden Reliever

This is when a golden retriever takes a shit on a baby.

Hey Mom, did you enjoy that Golden Reliever video I emailed you last week?

by shmo108 March 3, 2016

banter recieved

When someone throws some quality banter your way and you want to show your appreciation and respect by not providing a come back.

"Well I didn't see you getting with Neil's sister last night..."

"Banter recieved mate. Banter recieved."

by Prestige-worldwide September 3, 2016

Well received

In 2020 "well received" became the approved formal reply in an email to replace the previously ubiquitous "got it" or "copy." As with most multi-syllabic pretentious-sounding corporate jargon, this reply indicates the recipient hates you, their job, this task you sent them, and wants nothing more than to pawn the task to the next shift. Friendly relationship exchanges continue to use text messaging and the term "got it" as this indicates a much more likely chance your request was indeed received and acknowledged. When "well received" is combined with "circle back" in the same email you have been secretly told to GFY.

This email is well received and I will circle back shortly to close the loop on this critical action item.

by MoreRooster March 20, 2022

Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.

Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023

boot is received

boot what is boot?!
It is cash

Okay why do we just call it cash? Because we don't want anyone to know what we're talking about. I guess back in the days the cowboys when they bought or sold a horse or a cow or something like that they took the cash and put it in their boot so boot and cash became synonymous.

The word boot is referred to as cash in accounting by accountants.
So in trade receivables when buying and selling those trades the word boot is used instead of cash so I've traded my old car to a building no boot is received no cash is received = no Gain.

by Goku-sa June 12, 2018

It is better to receive than to give.

A commandment with regard to our relationship to God, compared to our relationship to people, where it is better to give than to receive—when Jesus, the "bread of life" and the “living water,” wants us to partake of Him and receive from Him all that we lack in this world.

Jesus told his disciples that it is more blessed to give than to receive in relating to others, and when it comes to meeting their physical and spiritual needs, He wants them to know that as their Provider, Deliverer, and Healer, it is better to receive than to give.

by MathPlus March 31, 2021

Reliever

When a man masturbates his man friend.

The reliever in Abducted in Plain Sight is the type of friend I don not want.

by JCP1994 February 19, 2019