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Quran Bite 

Taking a big ol' bite out of something. Also can be used in different ways, such as 'Quran Sip', which is taking a big ol sip out of something.
Jahnaya: What are we having for lunch today?

August: Were having chicken tenders and waffles.
Jahnaya: oh fr? I'mma take a big ol Quran Bite outta my lunch today then.
Quran: STOP USING ME AS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT
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John : do you know what is the Quran?
Bob : a booke filled with lies that muslims believe in
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Dar 2efta2 qurai4 

Group of 16 and 17 year olds from EBS responsible for approving or disapproving of people's action and the give out "ftwat" to people who are confused about something in their religon
Dar 2efta2 qurai4 just approved of me looking at bikinis

Dar 2efta2 qurai4 gives out the best ftwat

Shifaa Nazeem Quraishi 

well , this girl has to be a really beautiful girl and can attract any boys she need .... she has the perfect figure and all boys unsurprisingly have crush on her ... she turns everyone on as she walks by ..... anyone would even risk their life for a girl as beautiful as her,,,