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poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.
It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!
by collegenoodle April 12, 2011
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Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result
Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work
He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.
by findme@stephcollado29 February 19, 2017
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poverty

the definition of pow jasmine purpant attuid mikey and run up the wockman
I will shoot poverty in the fucking face. They're so fucking annoying
by zhenkou February 28, 2022
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Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.
His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.
by Racer XXX May 3, 2022
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poverty jetset

Originally coined by Douglas Coupland, the poverty jetset are young people who manage to travel the world and live it up on very little money.
Tom and Jenn have been in the poverty jetset for years - even when they were in the Peace Corps, they still went Phucket and Singapore!
by SuzanneG January 17, 2008
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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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