Oh, you're going to Australia? Take your Pauline Hanson spray, and watch out for drop bears.
My mate Azza went to QLD once, we never saw him again. Pauline Hanson musta got him. RIP Azza
My mate Azza went to QLD once, we never saw him again. Pauline Hanson musta got him. RIP Azza
by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

She's just perfect. She is beautiful and adorable. Her blond hair and her brown eyes are gorgeous. She is so fucking kind, she's the kindest person I ever met. She is very, very, veryyy intelligent. Her hugs are perfect. If you fall in love with her, she will friendzone you, and it's hard to forget her because she's incredible. If you try to kiss her, she will dodge and she will give you a hug. She's the best friend you'll ever get. She tries to help every person she loves. If you're her best friend, you are probably connected to her, you'll say the same thing at the same time and you'll think like her. She's funny and will laugh at all your jokes even if they're not very good. Pauline is just the most amazing person in this fucking world and she deserves to be happy in her life. <3
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Pauline ?
Person 2 : Yes, she gives a hug to the guy who tried to kiss her
Person 1 : Why ?
Person 2 : I don't know, she's just to kind
Person 2 : Yes, she gives a hug to the guy who tried to kiss her
Person 1 : Why ?
Person 2 : I don't know, she's just to kind
by Le confrère August 27, 2022

Hottest person in your city, thrift shopping expert, personnal fashion adivsor, feminist theory nerd...Paulin is multiple, indefinite and nomadic. The only stable thing with Paulin is their love for tiramisu.
Paulin told me this joke about Donna Haraway...
Quoting Twilight in your Bachelor's thesis ? Definitely a Paulin thing to do.
I don't care about Gucci or Prada. I want to dress like Paulin.
Quoting Twilight in your Bachelor's thesis ? Definitely a Paulin thing to do.
I don't care about Gucci or Prada. I want to dress like Paulin.
by PostCyborgianThembo November 22, 2021

Paulin is a pretty nice guy and can make you laugh. When it comes to love he can be oblivious although he means well.
If your hands get cold don’t expect him to know what to do.
If your hands get cold don’t expect him to know what to do.
by Obama’s Ifs December 11, 2019

pauline has a vocabulary of like and literally. she gets starbucks every single day and takes five hours to drink half the drink it. we love her for that.
person 1: who’s pauline?
person 2: pauline’s that one person who u never expected to come into ur life and now u love them more than anything
person 2: pauline’s that one person who u never expected to come into ur life and now u love them more than anything
by geraldine4life July 10, 2022

Pauline is a blonde haired girl with dark blue eyes to fall in love with. She only has a few friends that matter to her.
She is caring and wants only the best for her friends. She likes to gossip but she never talks bad about her bestfriend. She is a goddess with a bomb body that every boy is craving. Her face is so beautiful all the boys want to be with her. When she‘s drunk you can’t stop her from anything. Will she do drugs? Hook up with someone? Talk to her ex? Nobody knows.
She is caring and wants only the best for her friends. She likes to gossip but she never talks bad about her bestfriend. She is a goddess with a bomb body that every boy is craving. Her face is so beautiful all the boys want to be with her. When she‘s drunk you can’t stop her from anything. Will she do drugs? Hook up with someone? Talk to her ex? Nobody knows.
by bebkristina June 13, 2018

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn
verb
1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.
verb
1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.
eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”
by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023
