A beginner who thinks buying luxury-level gear equals instant skill.
Usually found rocking top-shelf brands while performing bottom-tier moves.
Example:
“He showed up in full designer gear and fell getting off the lift — total Nooby Vuitton.”
— coined by John Laporte (2025)
Usually found rocking top-shelf brands while performing bottom-tier moves.
Example:
“He showed up in full designer gear and fell getting off the lift — total Nooby Vuitton.”
— coined by John Laporte (2025)
by Willy Poker October 22, 2025
Get the Nooby Vuittonmug. by Martin_NOOB November 17, 2021
Get the Nooby buttmug. 
Get the Noobiemug. by tiltie fuckie December 29, 2016
Get the Noobi Fuckimug.