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Noah

A Noah is the only thing that is better than a Drew or a Mitchell. Also, he is really really cool and anyone who knows him is automaticcally at least a little bit cooler.
Mitchell and Drew are pretty cool but, Noah is way cooler!
by Ndog1513 June 29, 2011
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Noah

guy 1: damn that kid noah short as hell
guy 2: fr bro jacob is way taller
by frankenen August 6, 2023
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Noah

Big shlonger, he got that 69 inch dick that will slap the shit out of your dead mother, becareful because he might whip up a dick storm and skull fuck you.
oh Noah used his dick storm on me, i love him
by Nigatoe February 1, 2021
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Noah

Somebody cooler than ur mom. A person who is a comedic genius and that oozes sexuality. He has an enormous penis. He may be the most handsome person youll ever meet. He also likes oreos
Noah
by Noiss96 August 21, 2009
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Noah

Noah is the definition of perfection! Hes lovable, cute, amazing and funny. You want to be his friend! When you become friends with him you'll never want to let him go.
"Is that Noah"
"Yeah"
"I can tell hes perfect"
by G4MEZOVER November 13, 2014
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Noah

A very cute lil boy who will grow up to be a womanizer and pull chicks left and right.
by uwishuhadaldis February 6, 2010
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Noah

Noah is the best thing that will ever happen to you! He will always be there when you need him even through the really hard times. He is understanding, compassionate, adorable and incredibly loving. He's a little bit of a dork when it comes to movies but if you listen to him rant about Quentin Terrintino for a while, he'll really listen to whatever you have to say! He will be the most loveable little goofball you will ever meet (not to mention he is super hot ;) <3
Alison: Wow Noah is seriously the sexiest beast on the planet! Plus he's smart and funny and sweet! How did you snag him?

Anastasia: I wonder that every day! There is no way any girl on the planet could ever deserve someone as perfect as him and i still don't know why he picked me!!

Alison: I'm toads jellin
by Anastasia Dimitrie August 5, 2012
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