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Mermerked

When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.
A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.
by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010
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The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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merami

Merami is a artist with more than 500 works she is cool and some of her music is great but a few of her fans are fags.
Merami Fan : "I live and die for Merami for me she is the only definition of existance"
rest of the server : "ok bro no one asked"
by Dudewithgreatmusictaste May 13, 2020
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Merumou

A very SEXY person with Amazing takes and NEVER misses
"Yo ngl Merumou is carrying anitok rn" "u Know bro? Thats actually quite factual"
by BigThickDaddy123 April 26, 2021
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Mermleblock

Noun

1. Random thoughts or phrases collected throughout the day, extracted from literature, conversations, media and other activities to be stored in the subconscious until recognized or summoned into conscious thought.

2. Fragments of long-term memory that determine what happens in a dream.

(Mərm'l-blô'k)
Because Niki's Mermleblock included snowboards, math tests, and cookies, she dreamed of writing a math test with a snowboard-shaped cookie.
by Mermle November 17, 2010
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Mermaid Man

Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.

There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.

Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.
Example #1

Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.

Mermaid Man: Who are you?

Example #2

Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."
by Pablonovich January 7, 2018
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