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Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.
Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!
by s0larpower December 6, 2024
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Langenfeld Longboard

The Act of eating out your partners Butthole and smearing the doodoo on their Body with your tongue reaching from feet to head
Person 1: yesterday i gave Jonny the Langenfeld Longboard!
Person 2:Kill yourself
by 67lang March 20, 2026
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