Louisiana Lap Dance

the act of taking a stripper home, feeding her laxatives, and receiving a lap dance while she shits on your crotch until you finish

“yo bro i just got a Louisiana Lap Dance last night”

by sigmaballs67 January 13, 2026

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024