The best fucking person you'll ever met,
please, please, PLEASE. Treat Keri right, she's too good of a person to let slip from your fingers.
Blonde hair is very common in Keri's, so is an hour glass figure. A great mom, thick a throw.
She'll love you even if you don't love her back, and EVEN if you love yourself she'll be there for you every day even on 'THOSE DAYS', if you know you know.
she's a great mom, friend, girlfriend, wife, and a hard worker.
please, please, PLEASE. Treat Keri right, she's too good of a person to let slip from your fingers.
Blonde hair is very common in Keri's, so is an hour glass figure. A great mom, thick a throw.
She'll love you even if you don't love her back, and EVEN if you love yourself she'll be there for you every day even on 'THOSE DAYS', if you know you know.
she's a great mom, friend, girlfriend, wife, and a hard worker.
by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023

Keri is not just a person but a way of life. Keri is a sigma, an unstoppable force of pure nature. He is the cooler than prime and lunchly and he DON'T like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: Who is that sigma jelqer over there?
Beta 2: That's Keri, he don't like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: I wanna be like him.
Beta 2: Don't we all...
Beta 2: That's Keri, he don't like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: I wanna be like him.
Beta 2: Don't we all...
by GiggaChigga October 12, 2024

ON HON HON HON I AM KERI :playing-violin:
by Darkest Rail Lord July 28, 2025

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
by Jfalls November 14, 2023

Kerys Edwards is used to describe a lovely woman who deserves the world. She might need constant reassurance but that's because she likes you and is worried you may have fallen out of love. Just tell her how much you like her and give her big cuddles. The only downside to a Kerys Edwards is that they drink waaaaaaaaaay too much pepsi max and will NOT under any circumstances share the last chicken nugget. Also cracked at Valorant and any other game she plays.
by Fin Mowbray June 17, 2021
