by TheDrainDoctor August 18, 2024

Angry kenyans is a group founded on the games platform known as ROBLOX. It started out as an inside joke as two friends were playing the famous ROBLOX game known as Apocalypse Rising.
Friend 1; Shit, players headed north!
Friend 2; Why are they going so fucking fast? They must be angry kenyans!
Friend 2; Why are they going so fucking fast? They must be angry kenyans!
by SlouseRBX March 4, 2017

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
