Someone that enjoys banging a look alike of Fred from Scooby Doo and will do anything for a Scooby snack. Also really short and has a big attitude and is mean to Dakotas for no reason at all
"Kelsey just got out of the mystery machine"
by Dakada May 23, 2019
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she is one of the nicest and prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She always says she's not pretty but that's not true. She's very spacy and sometimes isn't aware of her surroundings, but it's ok because she many other redeaming qualities and it's funny. She isn't that deep, but because of this she's bubbly and super happy go lucky. Sometimes she has a fuck the world attitude but she's very quick to turn it around. She loves sports, tall, athletic, and is a very moral and good person. If you ever have a kelsey as a sister, friend, girlfriend you're fucking stupid if you let her leave. (Make sure you stay on her good side- she'll forgive you- but the time when you are not forgiven yet sucks. She holds her ground very well.
Are you and kelsey chill?
No
Lol
Why?
She's right there
Oh shit gotta run
by yamaingurl April 14, 2018
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honestly probably the most swaggiest hottest bitch you’ll ever meet :)
look there is kelsey she is so hot
by good_definitions November 14, 2020
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A drunk moose who frequently gets stuck in a tree.
by Non-Drunk Moose October 2, 2011
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a girl that is so hott she makes your eyes melt. has one liners that will keep you laughing for days. when he hair blows in the breeze everyone can't help but stop in thier tracks and stare. is a hard worker and enjoys reading books about Obamas family. likes her windows open all the time, and hates light when she is trying to sleep. she is a dirty hoe that swears up a storm. she also dresses to impress the males. watch out world kelsey is here and taking names!
Woah I met this girl last night at the Ridge...she was so hott my eyes melted!

You must of met a Kelsey.

No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.

Whatever!
by mballer1990 September 21, 2009
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A thick girl with a fat ass booty and big ole boobs. She’s always changing her hair color, likes to wear piercings, wears chokers. She’s a bad bitch goes from 0-100 if you piss her off, and she’s O-MAZING in bed.
Friend: “I need me a girl like yours man, she a bad bitch fr
Me: “Ain’t nobody compares to Kelsey.”
by Spaghettihoes August 2, 2019
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Kelsey is such a beautiful young girl. She may trip a lot and may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is special. She is beautiful but doesn’t even know it. She has a lot of makeup but doesn’t need any of it. She is an animal lover and animals love her.
Look Kelsey is that prettiest girl on earth I love her so much.
by Arap 858 November 20, 2017
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