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Kelsey

Someone that enjoys banging a look alike of Fred from Scooby Doo and will do anything for a Scooby snack. Also really short and has a big attitude and is mean to Dakotas for no reason at all
"Kelsey just got out of the mystery machine"
by Dakada May 23, 2019
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honestly probably the most swaggiest hottest bitch you’ll ever meet :)
look there is kelsey she is so hot
by good_definitions November 13, 2020
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she is one of the nicest and prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She always says she's not pretty but that's not true. She's very spacy and sometimes isn't aware of her surroundings, but it's ok because she many other redeaming qualities and it's funny. She isn't that deep, but because of this she's bubbly and super happy go lucky. Sometimes she has a fuck the world attitude but she's very quick to turn it around. She loves sports, tall, athletic, and is a very moral and good person. If you ever have a kelsey as a sister, friend, girlfriend you're fucking stupid if you let her leave. (Make sure you stay on her good side- she'll forgive you- but the time when you are not forgiven yet sucks. She holds her ground very well.
Are you and kelsey chill?
No
Lol
Why?
She's right there
Oh shit gotta run
by yamaingurl May 26, 2018
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A drunk moose who frequently gets stuck in a tree.
by Non-Drunk Moose October 2, 2011
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a girl that is so hott she makes your eyes melt. has one liners that will keep you laughing for days. when he hair blows in the breeze everyone can't help but stop in thier tracks and stare. is a hard worker and enjoys reading books about Obamas family. likes her windows open all the time, and hates light when she is trying to sleep. she is a dirty hoe that swears up a storm. she also dresses to impress the males. watch out world kelsey is here and taking names!
Woah I met this girl last night at the Ridge...she was so hott my eyes melted!

You must of met a Kelsey.

No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.

Whatever!
by mballer1990 September 20, 2009
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A thick girl with a fat ass booty and big ole boobs. She’s always changing her hair color, likes to wear piercings, wears chokers. She’s a bad bitch goes from 0-100 if you piss her off, and she’s O-MAZING in bed.
Friend: “I need me a girl like yours man, she a bad bitch fr”
Me: “Ain’t nobody compares to Kelsey.”
by Spaghettihoes August 1, 2019
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An intelligent, athletic, funny girl. Tends to strive for success and will always bring a smile to your face. Loyal in true relationships and will stand up for her friends and family. Guys love to be around her due to her boyish personality. I have a friend named Kelsey actually, and she the most unique person I'd ever met. She loves basketball and is great in academics. I know she has a bright future ahead to get scholarships for sports and academically. Kelsey if you are reading this I just thank you for loving me and never giving up on me. If you ever meet a Kelsey in your life, you are blessed. Kelsey's are usually independent but is willing to be swept off her feet by the right guy.
Kelsey: Let's play ball.
Boys: You can't ball.

Kelsey: Let's let the scoreboard do the talking.
by Tanah23 July 5, 2017
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